Coach | W-L | Career Summary | Curr. pos. | Post | M.Bowl |
Tom Landry |
11-2(.847) |
Hired in the 2001 season by the Night Hawks as an assistant coach, Landry took over the team beginning in the 2002 season. |
N. Hawks coach |
0-1 |
Brian Rupnick |
4-1(.800) |
Outlaws owner was at the helm to begin the 2001 season. But after the fifth week, he hired Captain Morgan to be the first coach in team history. |
Outlaws owner |
Mike Ditka |
10-3(.769) |
Hired at the beginning of the 2002 season by the Rynos. Won Magoo Bowl II |
Rynos coach |
2-0 |
1-0 |
Al Smith |
3-1(.750) |
Warriors owner coached for the first 4 weeks of 2001. |
Warriors owner |
Dick Butkus |
2-1(.667) |
The Rynos gave Butkus a chance, but after going 2-1 to begin his coaching career, Rynos owner Dan Wever gave him the axe. |
none |
Marco Santana |
8-5(.615) |
Night Hawks owner coached the team for the 2001 season. |
Night Hawks owner |
1-1 |
Chris Porsch |
6-4(.600) |
Stallions owner took over for Johnson after week 3 of 2002. |
Stallions owner/coach |
0-1 |
Dan Wever |
6-4(.600) |
Rynos owner had the coaching position for ten weeks in 2001. |
Rynos' owner |
0-1 |
George Halas |
13-9(.591) |
Warriors owner Al Smith gave Halas the nod in 2001 after Week 4. Halas took them to the final game in 2001, but could not get them a championship. |
Warriors coach |
1-2 |
0-1 |
Tony Soprano |
6-5(.545) |
This refuted mob boss was hired on as the coach of the Outlaws on September 18, 2002. |
Outlaws coach |
Jose Guzman |
7-6(.539) |
Jorsemen owner is the only coach in team history. |
Jorsemen owner/coach |
1-1 |
Tim Johnson |
8-8(.500) |
Slackers deposed owner was barred from coaching in the UFFA. |
NONE |
Captain Morgan |
5-5(.500) |
The Captain took his men to the promised land in 2001 as he won the first championship. Not bad for a renowned drunk. He was fired after on 0-2 start with the Outlaws in 2002. |
NONE |
2-0 |
1-0 |
Joe Scanlan |
12-14(.461) |
Tattoo Crew owner is the only coach in team history. |
Tattoo Crew owner/coach |
2-1 |
0-1 |
Joe Santana |
12-14(.461) |
Fightin' Antz owner is the only coach in team history. |
Fightin' Antz owner/coach |
0-1 |
Randy White |
6-7(.461) |
On September 7th, 2002, T.N.T. owner Tony Haberkamp hired on White to be the first head coach in team history. |
T.N.T. coach |
Sam Grana |
6-8(.429) |
Roscoes owner coached the team for the first 7 weeks of 2001. He then handed over the reins until week 7 of 2002. |
Roscoes owner/coach |
Don Shula |
5-7(.417) |
The Roscoes hired Shula after week 7 of 2001 and he led them to the Halas division championship game before being knocked out by the Warriors. He was demoted to offensive coordinator following week 6 of 2002. |
Roscoes O.C. |
1-1 |
Mike Singletary |
5-7(.417) |
Wildfire owner Tom Losch hired Singletary on Septmber 10, 2002. |
Wildfire coach |
Tony Haberkamp |
5-8(.385) |
T.N.T. owner coached the team for the 2001 season. |
T.N.T. owner |
Joe Semro |
3-10(.231) |
Wolfpack's partial owner is the only coach in team history. |
Wolfpack owner/coach |
Tom Losch |
1-4(.250) |
Wildfire owner coached for the first 5 weeks of 2001. |
Wildfire owner |
Michael Corleone |
0-9(.000) |
Even in fantasy football, intimidation does not work. You need a football mind at the helm. Corleone couldn't get his first win last year. He was fired from the Dirty Dozen after week one of the 2002 season. |
none |