Records current after 2004 season| Coach | W-L | Career Summary | Curr. pos. |
|---|
| Mike Ditka |
30-9 |
Hired at the beginning of the 2002 season by the Rynos. Won Magoo Bowl II after the 2002 season and won Coach of the Year in 2003. After the 2004 season, Ditka took his second championship winning Magoo Bowl IV. |
Rynos coach |
| Tom Landry |
25-14 |
Hired in the 2001 season by the Night Hawks as an assistant coach, Landry took over the team beginning in the 2002 season. He won his second division title in 2004. |
N. Hawks coach |
| Don Shula |
5-7 |
The Roscoes hired Shula after week 7 of 2001 and he led them to the Halas division championship game before being knocked out by the Warriors. He was demoted to offensive coordinator following week 6 of 2002. |
Roscoes O.C. |
| George Halas |
24-24 |
Warriors owner Al Smith gave Halas the nod in 2001 after Week 4. Halas took them to the final game in 2001, but could not get them a championship. Tough times followed in 2003 with a 2-11 season.In 2004, however, he returned them to the Magoo Bowl but fell short once again. He did earn Coach of the Year honors. |
Warriors coach |
| Dick Butkus |
2-1 |
The Rynos gave Butkus a chance, but after going 2-1 to begin his coaching career, Rynos owner Dan Wever gave him the axe. |
none |
| Captain Morgan |
5-5 |
The Captain took his men to the promised land in 2001 as he won the first championship. Not bad for a renowned drunk. He was fired after on 0-2 start with the Outlaws in 2002. |
NONE |
| Michael Corleone |
0-9 |
Even in fantasy football, intimidation does not work. You need a football mind at the helm. Corleone couldn't get his first win last year. He was fired from the Dirty Dozen after week one of the 2002 season. |
none |
| Randy White |
21-18 |
On September 7th, 2002, T.N.T. owner Tony Haberkamp hired on White to be the first head coach in team history. In 2003, he took the team to the playoffs and a first round bye with a 10-3 record. |
T.N.T. coach |
| Mike Singletary |
17-21 |
Wildfire owner Tom Losch hired Singletary on Septmber 10, 2002. His team continues to rebuild and is looking better for the future. In 2004, Singletary took the Wildfire to their first playoff berth. |
Wildfire coach |
| Tony Soprano |
13-24 |
This refuted mob boss was hired on as the coach of the Outlaws on September 18, 2002. He has yet to make the playoffs. |
Outlaws coach |
| Joe Scanlan |
23-29 |
Tattoo Crew owner is the only coach in team history. He was the UFFA's coach of the year in 2002 and lost Magoo Bowls II and III. |
Tattoo Crew owner/coach |
| Joe Semro |
17-22 |
Wolfpack's partial owner is the only coach in team history. In their second year, they reached the playoffs. |
Wolfpack owner/coach |
| Jose Guzman |
20-19 |
Jorsemen owner is the only coach in team history. He igot his team to rebound from a bad 2003 season. In '04, they reached the playoffs. |
Jorsemen owner/coach |
| Joe Santana |
28-24 |
Fightin' Antz owner is the only coach in team history. He led the team to a Landry division title in 2003 and earned a wild card berth in 2004. |
Fightin' Antz owner/coach |
| Brian Rupnick |
4-1 |
Outlaws owner was at the helm to begin the 2001 season. But after the fifth week, he hired Captain Morgan to be the first coach in team history. |
Outlaws owner |
| Tim Johnson |
8-8 |
Slackers deposed owner was barred from coaching in the UFFA. |
NONE |
| Chris Porsch |
15-21 |
Stallions owner took over for Johnson after week 3 of 2002. |
Stallions owner/coach |
| Dan Wever |
6-4 |
Rynos owner had the coaching position for ten weeks in 2001. |
Rynos' owner |
| Tom Losch |
1-4 |
Wildfire owner coached for the first 5 weeks of 2001. |
Wildfire owner |
| Al Smith |
3-1 |
Warriors owner coached for the first 4 weeks of 2001. |
Warriors owner |
| Sam Grana |
20-20 |
Roscoes owner coached the team for the first 7 weeks of 2001. He then handed over the reins until week 7 of 2002. Won Magoo Bowl III after the 2003 season. |
Roscoes owner/coach |
| Tony Haberkamp |
5-8 |
T.N.T. owner coached the team for the 2001 season. |
T.N.T. owner |
| Marco Santana |
8-5 |
Night Hawks owner coached the team for the 2001 season. |
Night Hawks owner |