Records current after 2002 season
CoachW-LCareer SummaryCurr. pos.PostM.Bowl
Tom Landry 11-2(.847) Hired in the 2001 season by the Night Hawks as an assistant coach, Landry took over the team beginning in the 2002 season. N. Hawks coach 0-1
Brian Rupnick 4-1(.800) Outlaws owner was at the helm to begin the 2001 season. But after the fifth week, he hired Captain Morgan to be the first coach in team history. Outlaws owner
Mike Ditka 10-3(.769) Hired at the beginning of the 2002 season by the Rynos. Won Magoo Bowl II Rynos coach 2-0 1-0
Al Smith 3-1(.750) Warriors owner coached for the first 4 weeks of 2001. Warriors owner
Dick Butkus 2-1(.667) The Rynos gave Butkus a chance, but after going 2-1 to begin his coaching career, Rynos owner Dan Wever gave him the axe. none
Marco Santana 8-5(.615) Night Hawks owner coached the team for the 2001 season. Night Hawks owner 1-1
Chris Porsch 6-4(.600) Stallions owner took over for Johnson after week 3 of 2002. Stallions owner/coach 0-1
Dan Wever 6-4(.600) Rynos owner had the coaching position for ten weeks in 2001. Rynos' owner 0-1
George Halas 13-9(.591) Warriors owner Al Smith gave Halas the nod in 2001 after Week 4. Halas took them to the final game in 2001, but could not get them a championship. Warriors coach 1-2 0-1
Tony Soprano 6-5(.545) This refuted mob boss was hired on as the coach of the Outlaws on September 18, 2002. Outlaws coach
Jose Guzman 7-6(.539) Jorsemen owner is the only coach in team history. Jorsemen owner/coach 1-1
Tim Johnson 8-8(.500) Slackers deposed owner was barred from coaching in the UFFA. NONE
Captain Morgan 5-5(.500) The Captain took his men to the promised land in 2001 as he won the first championship. Not bad for a renowned drunk. He was fired after on 0-2 start with the Outlaws in 2002. NONE 2-0 1-0
Joe Scanlan 12-14(.461) Tattoo Crew owner is the only coach in team history. Tattoo Crew owner/coach 2-1 0-1
Joe Santana 12-14(.461) Fightin' Antz owner is the only coach in team history. Fightin' Antz owner/coach 0-1
Randy White 6-7(.461) On September 7th, 2002, T.N.T. owner Tony Haberkamp hired on White to be the first head coach in team history. T.N.T. coach
Sam Grana 6-8(.429) Roscoes owner coached the team for the first 7 weeks of 2001. He then handed over the reins until week 7 of 2002. Roscoes owner/coach
Don Shula 5-7(.417) The Roscoes hired Shula after week 7 of 2001 and he led them to the Halas division championship game before being knocked out by the Warriors. He was demoted to offensive coordinator following week 6 of 2002. Roscoes O.C. 1-1
Mike Singletary 5-7(.417) Wildfire owner Tom Losch hired Singletary on Septmber 10, 2002. Wildfire coach
Tony Haberkamp 5-8(.385) T.N.T. owner coached the team for the 2001 season. T.N.T. owner
Joe Semro 3-10(.231) Wolfpack's partial owner is the only coach in team history. Wolfpack owner/coach
Tom Losch 1-4(.250) Wildfire owner coached for the first 5 weeks of 2001. Wildfire owner
Michael Corleone 0-9(.000) Even in fantasy football, intimidation does not work. You need a football mind at the helm. Corleone couldn't get his first win last year. He was fired from the Dirty Dozen after week one of the 2002 season. none